What The Critics Will Say, Part II

Ha!

I just came up with another few reviews for my upcoming, critically-declaimed novel, A Double Yellow Line, coming soon from Bantam Books:

"What talent...Miller manages to take a unique and intriguing premise, and turn it into the most predictable and excruciating drivel of the year."
- Kirkus Reviews

"If an aspiring writer wants to know what not to do when writing a novel, A Double Yellow Line is the perfect desk reference. Miller covers all the bases."
- Writers Digest magazine

"If you read only one book this summer, make sure it' s not A Double Yellow Line. It is amateur writing at its finest."
- Boston Globe

"Reads like coffee grounds taste!"
- Wired magazine